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28 July 2012

Bed Time Stories - Girls Don’t Have a Choice


12 July 2012

Stupid And Hilarious Caution Tags On Products

Stupid And Hilarious Caution Tags On Products
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as combustible by the Consumer Products Safety Commission system. However, this product can be ignited under definite conditions.

Baby Oil
Keep out of contact of children.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not projected for use as a dental drill.

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like standard soap.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near control lines.

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children.

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not suggested that either be allowable to drink from toilet.

Do not spray in eyes.

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

Arm & Hammer Scoop able Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


10 July 2012

50 Great Tips How To Save Your Money

1. Don’t fear leftovers – instead, jazz them up.
2. Go through your clothes – all of them.
3. Brown bag your lunch.
4. Learn how to dress minimally.
5. Ask for help and encouragement from your inner circle.
6. If something’s broken, give a fair shot at repairing it yourself before replacing it or calling a repairman.
7. Keep an idea notebook in your pocket.
8. Invest in a deep freezer.
9. Look for a cheaper place to live.
10. Check out what your town’s parks and recreation board has to offer.
11. Air up your tires.
12. Start a garden. Gardening is an inexpensive hobby if you have a yard.
13. Dig into your community calendar.
14. Take public transportation.
15. Cut your own hair.
16. Carpool.
17. Get a crock pot. A crock pot is perhaps the best deal on earth for reducing cooking costs in a busy family.
18. Pack food before you go on a road trip.
19. Go through your cell phone bill, look for services you don’t use, and ditch them.
20. Consolidate your student loans.
21. When buying a car, go for late model used.
22. Hit the library – hard. Don’t look at a library as just a place to get old books.
23. Use a simple razor to shave.
24. Find daily inspiration for making intelligent moves.
25. Find out about all of the benefits of your job.
26. Make your own items instead of buying them.
27. Encourage your friends to do less expensive activities.
28. Don’t speed. Not only is it inefficient in terms of gasoline usage.
29. Read more. Reading is one of the cheapest – and most beneficial – hobbies around.
30. Buy a smaller house.
31. Drive a different route to work.
32. Always ask for fees to be waived.
33. Don’t overspend on hygiene products.
34. Eat less meat.
35. Use a brutally effective coupon strategy.
36. Air seal your home.
37. Make your own beer or wine.
38. Make sure all your electrical devices are on a surge protector.
39. Get on an automatic debt repayment plan for any student loans you have.
40. Cancel the cable or satellite channels you don’t watch.
41. Exercise more. Go for a walk or a jog each evening, and practice stretching and some light muscle exercise at home.
42. Utilize online bill pay with your bank.
43. Buy staples in bulk.
44. Connect your entertainment center and/or computer setup to a true smart power strip.
45. Don’t beat yourself up when you make a mistake.
46. Always keep looking ahead.
47. Never give up.
48. Switch your bank accounts to a bank that respects you.
49. Turn off the television.
50. Turn a critical eye to your “collections.”


03 July 2012

Woman Dives At Wedding In Niagara Falls

For one woman at a wedding in Niagara Falls, Canada this weekend, she went from being so close to holding that hopeful bouquet to winding up on the floor, flowerless.

The tossing of the bouquet is a wedding tradition that gets many love-lorn singles out on the dreaded dance floor in hopes of being the next to walk down the aisle.

Unfortunately for the seemingly accident prone guest, Wedding videographer Dave Tebbutt was on hand, recording the whole incident.

'There was probably so much anticipation that it looked like one girl dove for it,' he said.

'Looking back at the video, she tripped, and I wish I had another angle because apparently she smacked her head pretty hard!

Woman Dives At Wedding In Niagara Falls

One of the woman standing toward the side goes for the bouquet and accidentally trips over her feet halfway through.
'I think she was a little embarrassed she played it off pretty well,' Mr Tebbutt said.

Woman Dives At Wedding In Niagara Falls

After seeing that the woman was not injured, he immediately asked her if it was okay for him to post the 'epic' video online and she agreed instantly.
'There were a lot people at the bar so not everyone saw it, but all of the people that were watching had a good laugh,' he said.


28 June 2012

Stupid And Hilarious But Useless Facts

1. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

2. Kangaroos can not walk backwards.

3. ‘Jedi’ is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia.

4. According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

5. Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.

6. Nachos is the food most craved by pregnant women.

7. Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

8. Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.

9. The hair of an adult man or woman can stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.

10. On average, the life span of an American dollar bill is eighteen months.

11. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

12. The first domain name ever registered was

13. Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.

14. U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.

15. When a giraffe’s baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.

16. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

17. The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.

18. How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating.

19. Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.

20. In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined!

21. The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

22. During WWII, because a lot of players were called to duty, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined to become The Steagles.

23. Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.

24. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

25. There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month.

26. There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

27. More than 2 million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

28. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

29. Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents!

30. Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.

31. The average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!

32. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

33. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die!

34. The most powerful electric eel is found in the rivers of Brazil, Columbia, Venezuela, and Peru, and produces a shock of 400-650 volts.

35. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

36. Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

37. In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog!

38. You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

39. Half of all identity thieves are either relatives, friends, or neighbors of their victims.

40. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.