Thou shalt always keep half thy senses alert for PM whilst the other half chats on Yahoo Messenger
Never worry about the deadline your TL gave you...
...Cuz its a dummy deadline so you can finish it earlier than the deadline the PL gave the TL, which is also a dummy deadline so PL could finish it earlier than the deadline given by PM, which is also a dummy deadline given by GM to PM, and client to GM
Height of frustration is when..
..you meet an old Loser classmate of yours and find out he's earning 7 per annum now..
There are many ways to act busy when you're not...
..at all those times, remember to deactivate your screensaver!