Philosophies for IT people

Philosophy 1

Thou shalt always keep half thy senses alert for PM whilst the other half chats on Yahoo Messenger

Philosophy 2

Never worry about the deadline your TL gave you...

...Cuz its a dummy deadline so you can finish it earlier than the deadline the PL gave the TL, which is also a dummy deadline so PL could finish it earlier than the deadline given by PM, which is also a dummy deadline given by GM to PM, and client to GM

Philosophy 3

Height of frustration is when..

..you meet an old Loser classmate of yours and find out he's earning 7 per annum now..

Philosophy 4

There are many ways to act busy when you're not...

..at all those times, remember to deactivate your screensaver!