You are not supposed to say these things during sex.. haha, the funniest is perhaps this: "Get off me, I'll do it myself!"
- I have to poop.
- Smile for the camera!
- Get off me, i'll do it myselft!
- This is your first time...right?
- You're almost as good as my ex!
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
- I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
- Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
- On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
- I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
- But everybody looks funny naked!
- Do i have to pay for this?
- N0! You're too fat to be on top, You'd kill me!
- Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
- What's your name again?
- Hold on, let me change the channel.
- It's nice being in bed with someone i don't have to inflate.
- Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
Did you happen to say any of those during sex?
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