Things Not To Say During Sex

You are not supposed to say these things during sex.. haha, the funniest is perhaps this: "Get off me, I'll do it myself!"

• I have to poop.
• Smile for the camera!
• Get off me, i'll do it myselft!
• This is your first time...right?
• You're almost as good as my ex!
• When is this supposed to feel good?
• I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
• I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
• Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
• Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
• On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
• I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
• But everybody looks funny naked!
• Do i have to pay for this?
• N0! You're too fat to be on top, You'd kill me!
• Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
• What's your name again?
• Hold on, let me change the channel.
• It's nice being in bed with someone i don't have to inflate.
• Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Did you happen to say any of those during sex?

Via - Mail Forward