1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool
so I thought i'd
watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of
the theatre.
2. In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes
steps
on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't you
try again or should i try this time.
3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish
good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt
you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so
big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself !
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable
wife-beating,insensitive lout...it's
just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was
betting with me that
Pakistan would win. What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed
objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if
I
bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke? !!!
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a
chalk
and now it's in
flames!!!
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