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03 July 2012

Woman Dives At Wedding In Niagara Falls

For one woman at a wedding in Niagara Falls, Canada this weekend, she went from being so close to holding that hopeful bouquet to winding up on the floor, flowerless.

The tossing of the bouquet is a wedding tradition that gets many love-lorn singles out on the dreaded dance floor in hopes of being the next to walk down the aisle.

Unfortunately for the seemingly accident prone guest, Wedding videographer Dave Tebbutt was on hand, recording the whole incident.



'There was probably so much anticipation that it looked like one girl dove for it,' he said.

'Looking back at the video, she tripped, and I wish I had another angle because apparently she smacked her head pretty hard!

Woman Dives At Wedding In Niagara Falls

One of the woman standing toward the side goes for the bouquet and accidentally trips over her feet halfway through.
'I think she was a little embarrassed she played it off pretty well,' Mr Tebbutt said.

Woman Dives At Wedding In Niagara Falls

After seeing that the woman was not injured, he immediately asked her if it was okay for him to post the 'epic' video online and she agreed instantly.
'There were a lot people at the bar so not everyone saw it, but all of the people that were watching had a good laugh,' he said.


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28 June 2012

Stupid And Hilarious But Useless Facts

1. California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

2. Kangaroos can not walk backwards.

3. ‘Jedi’ is an official religion, with over 70,000 followers, in Australia.

4. According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

5. Most alcoholic beverages contain all 13 minerals necessary to sustain human life.

6. Nachos is the food most craved by pregnant women.

7. Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

8. Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.

9. The hair of an adult man or woman can stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.

10. On average, the life span of an American dollar bill is eighteen months.

11. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

12. The first domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com.

13. Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.

14. U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with Vaseline.

15. When a giraffe’s baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.

16. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

17. The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.

18. How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating.

19. Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water.

20. In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined!

21. The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

22. During WWII, because a lot of players were called to duty, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles combined to become The Steagles.

23. Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.

24. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

25. There are more fatal car accidents in July than any other month.

26. There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

27. More than 2 million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

28. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

29. Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents!

30. Avocados have more protein than any other fruit.

31. The average car produces a pound of pollution every 25 miles!

32. Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

33. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die!

34. The most powerful electric eel is found in the rivers of Brazil, Columbia, Venezuela, and Peru, and produces a shock of 400-650 volts.

35. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

36. Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

37. In India, people are legally allowed to marry a dog!

38. You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

39. Half of all identity thieves are either relatives, friends, or neighbors of their victims.

40. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.

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26 June 2012

Do You Know Who Is LOKI?

One fine day I took my sister's i-phone to search a contact.I opened the contact details and got so confused it was the stupid and weirdest thing I have ever seen.I found each and every contact named LOKI.So in a curiosity I started finding out who is LOKI??
Here is what I found.


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24 June 2012

50 Funny Stupid Things People Do

1. Brush their teeth before eating.
2. Put on their shirts backwards.
3. Use sayings like, "Pain is impermanent; pride is eternally!" in usual conversation.
4. Put on a belt something like on their head.
5. Have a Burt Reynolds movie marathon.
6. Make a temple committed to digital clocks.
7. Watch a clock keep time for fun.
8. Climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
9. Get turned into a dog.
10. Name their inanimate objects.
11. Use an inflatable dart board.
12. Use people's heads as musical instruments.
13. Charge others like a bull.
14. Use a solar-powered flashlight.
15. Groove to Kenny G's tunes.
16. Watch talk shows.
17. Stare at cheese for extended periods of time.
18. Give complete strangers high 5's.
19. Have dreams in which you are 300 pounds.
20. Have a crush on a gay guy (when you're a girl).
21. Dance a jig for fun.
22. Read a book by or about Tara Lipinski.
23. Flush live fish down the toilet.
24. Cheat in the hard core sports played in gym class.
25. Eat shaving cream.
26. Wear only Nike things.
27. Quack like a duck in class.
28. Carry duct tape around in your back pocket.
29. Wash a dog with motor oil.
30. Wear a paper clip retainer.
31. Hold up a store with a stapler.
32. Wear a school gym suit outside of school.
33. Work at Jewel and enjoy it.
34. Use paper chains as wedding decorations.
35. Try to fly by jumping off the roof and flapping arms.
36. Dress up like Garfield and pretend to be a cat.
37. Swim in man-eating shark infested waters.
38. Try to audition to be a dino in The Lost World.
39. Dye their hair brown so they are no longer blonde.
40. Have a party to celebrate animal classification.
41. Go to UCLA (University Closest to Larkin Avenue --- inside joke).
42. Steal something, then walk in the store you stole it from.
43. Steal a 2 liter bottle of soda by shoving it in your pants.
44. Become a school janitor.
45. Wear only one white glove.
46. Have an overhead in their room.
47. Open umbrella in the house because the indoor sprinklers might go off (when there aren't any).
48. Say crap too much.
49. Take everything too literally (example: how's it hanging).
50. Listen to Kenny G.

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22 June 2012

Some Stupid State Laws

Some Stupid State Laws
It is illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. (Repealed 2000).
You cannot have a antenna uncovered outside of your house yet you can have a 25 foot satellite dish.
Cyclists must not lift even one foot from the peddles, in case they lose control.

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17 June 2012

Interesting And Brain Tickling Brainteasers

Interesting And Brain Tickling BrainteasersBrainteasers that are quick and each have a creative answer. How many can you get?
1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?

4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. How did sloppy die?

7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?

9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

10. What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?

12. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

13. Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

14. What has four legs but only one foot?

15. How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

16. Kindly old Grandfather Lunn
Is twice as old as his son
Twenty-five years ago
Their age ratio
Strange enough was three to one
When does Grandfather celebrate his centenary?

17. Said a certain young lady named Gwen
Of her tally of smitten young men
"one less and three more
Divided by four
Together give one more than ten"
How many boyfriends had she?

18. There was a young fellow named Clive
Whose bees number ten power five
The daughters to each son
Were as nineteen to one,
A truly remarkable hive.
How many sons (drones) were in the hive?

19. A team's opening batter named Nero
Squared his number of hits, the big hero!
After subtracting his score
He took off ten and two more
And the final result was a "zero".
How many hits did Nero make:

20. Some freshman from Trinity Hall
Played hockey with a wonderful ball;
Two times its weight
Plus weight squared, minus eight,
Gave "nothing" in ounces at all.
What was the weight of the ball?

21. The Bar Z ranch was a dude ranch. One day a new "dude" asked one of the stable hands how many men were tending the horses in the corral. Having a mischievous sense of humor, he replied, "I saw eighty-two feet and twenty-six heads". He then walked away, leaving the dude scratching his head trying to figure it out. How many men were tending the horses?

22. One morning as Paul was getting his newspaper, he noticed on his new house something that needed to be fixed. Heading over to the hardware store, he spoke to the manager, describing his problem. The manager said, "I know just what you need". He led Paul down some aisles and stopped in front of some bins. Digging down into some of the bins, he set something up on the shelf. "I saw your house when it was built", the manager said. "Here's all that you'll need and how much it'll cost... five will be 15 cents while fifty will be 30 cents, 250 will be 45 cents, while 2507 will only cost you 60 cents. One lady, about 20 blocks from your house, bought 30247 and only paid 75 cents! These are black, but they also come in gold and silver." What was the manager selling?
23. If it takes 3 people to dig a hole, how many does it take to dig half a hole?

24. What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space. The beginning of every end. And the end of every place?

The Answers


1. Incorrectly.

2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.

3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Duh.

4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the north pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.

5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.

6. Sloppy is a goldfish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.

7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt. (And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too. You would have needed the length measurement too. So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.)

8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...

9. The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.

10. An umbrella.

11. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.

12. The temperature.

13. The years are in B.C., not A.D. as you probably assumed. Based on the system we use to number the years, the years counted down in B.C. (but they weren't counting backwards back then).

14. A bed.

15. None. Moses didn't take animals on the ark. Noah did.

16. This year. He is 100, and his son is 50.

17. Gwen had forty-two boyfriends. 42-1=41. 41+3=44. 44/4=11. 11-1=10.

18. Five Thousand. Ten power five = 100,000. Divide that out (it was a 19:1 ratio) and you get a ratio of 95,000:5,000 (daughters:sons).

19. Four. If you square it, you get 16. Subtract his number of hits and you get 12. Subtract 10 and then 2 more and you get 0.

20. Two ounces. (Beach ball, or ping-pong ball?) 2x2=4. 4+2^2=8. 8-8=0.

21. Eleven men (and 15 horses). 11 (men) x 2 (feet per man)=22, 15 (horses) x 4 (feet per horse)=60, and 22 (men's feet) + 60 (horse's feet) = 82 feet. Also, 11 (men) + 15 (horses) = 26 (total heads).

22. House numbers. Each digit costs 15 cents.

23. It's impossible to dig a half of a hole. Either you have a hole, or you don't.

24. The letter E.



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04 June 2012

Hilarious Interview Of A Funny Old Guy

During an interview on a local street, an old man was interviewed by some news reporters. Suddenly a funny and stupid looking old guy in a cap with a glass on came in front of the camera near the old man who was talking to the reporter and the act which he started on the camera in front of the national television was really hilarious an unpredictable.
Meow Meow Waow Waow !!!



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17 May 2012

Funny Stupid And Interesting Tongue Twisters

Stupid And Interesting Tongue Twisters
1.You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.

2.Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

3.She stood on the balcony inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him home.

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11 May 2012

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

1.These ugly-looking latex phone fingers were intended to help you protect your precious iPhone from disgraceful finger prints. They were available in pink, white, black and blue. Even with a price less than 10 Euros, it really was simply absurd to wear these.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

2.This next step in social networking allows you to use your phone’s GPS to broadcast your address. This is just one more step in virtual living. It currently has a million users, but surely many more will come to make their lives much more “social” and devoid of any physical activity and broadcasting your current address is just fantastic, more so for someone with nefarious intentions.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

3.A washer and dryer for your pet, I mean, seriously? If your lazy enough to keep a pet and not able wash it, than this is for you.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

4.In 2009, the Japanese Keihin Electric Express Railway started morning smile checks. Their employees were subjected to a software which would rate their smile on a scale of 0 to 100. The employees also had to carry an image of their ideal smile to help them get on track in face of any depressing situation. Truly mind-bending.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

5.On April 23, 1985, Coca-Cola Company announced the scrapping of their original coke formula in favor of the newer, sweeter version. This was perhaps the greatest marketing blunder in history, as Coca-Cola reverted to the previous formula in just three months after being bogged down by an avalanche of phone calls and thousands of letters from the fans. Eventually after the restoration of Coke “Classic”, Coca-Cola resumed its normal duties as America’s dominant soda company.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

6.This really is a great contender for the worst program ever created. In 1995, Microsoft released “Bob”; a big smiley face wearing glasses intended to replace Windows 3.1 and Windows 95’s desktop with a more user-friendly interface. It turned out to be a huge failure. Reasons can range from its huge price tag ($100) and high system requirement (a 486 with 8MB of RAM, in 1995!) to its overly cute presentation. Watch the video below for more on this cutesy assistant.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

7.Pay-toilets were abolished in America in the mid 1970s, but surprisingly New York had its first pay-toilet in 2008. It granted you 15 minutes of privacy for 25 cents; that’s 24 dollars a day. The best thing with this New York toilet was that after the 15 minutes were over, its door would automatically open, exposing the guests inside.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

8.Some say that Dean Kamen, the inventor of Segway, has done something for America what Henry Ford did in 1903. But seriously, riding a Segway always looks nerdy, in a bad way and it never brought the revolution in transportation that it promised. It’s sales were way below what Kamen had predicted.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions

9.Spam e-mails cost businesses $100 billion in 2007! Spam e-mails inflict substantial damage to the ISPs and the ISPs have filed various lawsuits against spammers again and again, only to win and never recover damages. So, spam is our number 1 worst invention ever.

Top 10 Most Stupid And Horrible Inventions


10.Although, leaded gasoline was phased out in 1968, but for nearly 60 years the dangers of the element lead were ignored by the oil companies. Starting in 1920s, petrol, as we know it, contained the substance tetraethyl lead which boosted octane ratings and produced better engine performances than unleaded gasoline. Eventually, EPA, after its 25-year struggle phased out leaded gasoline in 1968.



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09 April 2012

Stupid Spanish Woman Claims The Owner Of the Sun

Stupid Spanish Woman Claims The Owner Of the SunA Spanish women named Angeles Duran, from the Galician region of Spain, she claims that she is the legal possessor of the sun, and she want to collect taxes from everyone, if they want to keep enjoying rays and warmth of the sun.
It sounds foolish, Angeles Duran have a notary consulted in the matter, but her arguments had him questioning the possibility of someone actually becoming the owner of the burning star. There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals. An American was quick to pronounce himself owner of all planets and the moon, but he forgot to mention the sun, so she’s now
claiming possession.
Stupid Spanish Woman Claims The Owner Of the Sun
Angeles Duran is also considering asking people to pay a tax if they want to keep in enjoying the sun’s benefits. She has already consulted the Spanish Ministry of Industry and explained that her claim isn’t outrageous at all. If you can place taxes on rivers, why couldn’t she do the same with the sun, right. In her infinite generosity, the woman is prepared to give 50% to the state budget, 20% to the minimum pension budget, 10% to research, and another 10% to end world hunger. She is only considering keeping 10% for herself.


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29 December 2010

6 Hilariously Stupid Body Tattoos

Stupid Body Tattoos

As with all things tattoos in moderation are cool; and in some cases depending on the woman – and the tattoo – kinda sexy. However where some people go insanely overboard other get themselves stamped with what has to be some really stupid tattoos. Here are five examples of what have to some of the most questionable tattoos; both in subject and placement.

Butterfly Tattoo– wow .. I’m speechless

Stupid Body Tattoos

Wrong - this is just wrong no matter how you stamp it.

Stupid Body Tattoos

Mom and Dad would be proud – enough said

Stupid Body Tattoos

Showing political taste – I guess this would be the perfect thing to show off at your next tea party, other than that – huh?

Stupid Body Tattoos


The thong tattoo – given that we can’t really tell which sex this person of questionable taste is it leaves a pretty open question of – why?

Stupid Body Tattoos

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11 December 2010

13 Hilarious Answers Given By Yahoo ! Answers

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Real Stupid People And Funny Stories

Funny Stories

So the bank robber admits he did the crime, but he doesnt need the time to work out what he did was wrong. He already knows that. So, what, a slap on your wrist and be on your way? Doesnt work that way einstein, but nice try.

Funny Stories

The Liberty Riders like drinking beer, fighting and peforming charity work for children? So they are bad...but good at the same time? Nice little footnote - is their dispute with the Highwayman deadly?

Funny Stories

I think this is one of my favorites. Toyota - Toy Yoda, yes i see where the confusion comes from. Just love the look on the face of the hooters waitress.

Funny Stories

How Long is Your Loan? Thats 515 million dollars to be paid back at $300 per month. Thats $3600 per year. I caclulate that to be a loan term (excluding interest) of a little over 143,000 years. Thats a long life of debt.

Funny Stories

Chris Mulloy and Robert Cusack - Dumb and Dumber. I was struggling to believe that this was actually real. So i googled it. Yes, it is true. Mulloy and Cusack, modern day idiots. I just would have loved to have been there. A bird flying out of your suitcase? Two pygmy monkeys in your pants? Holy God. That smuggling business cant be much fun at times. Lucrative, yes. Painful, you bet!

Funny Stories

Yes, its true. "The owner will not receive any compensation because he had no insurance"

Hard to have a lot of sympathy here is there?


Funny Stories

Betty Ford Fail. Sure, Betty Ford is probably a pretty common name. But its not a good look when a person of the same name as the clinic is caught for public drunkeness. Its hard living up to the reputation.


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05 December 2010

Stupid And Funny Jokes Of The Day

One Golf Ball

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.
"Don't you have at least one other ball?", he asked.
"Nope, I only need one ...

Doctor's Talk

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said, ...

Slip Of The Tongue

A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! ...

Boats Better Than Women

Reasons Why Boats Are Better Than Women: Boats only need their fluids changed every year. Boats curves never sag. Boats last longer. Boats don't get pregnant. You can ride a Boat any time of the month. ...


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30 November 2010

Funny And Hilarious Picture Moments

Disgusting Hairy Armpit
Hilarious Picture Moments

Get In That Van!
Hilarious Picture Moments

In Russia Expensive is Good
Hilarious Picture Moments

How Do I Apply For This Job?
Hilarious Picture Moments

She Will Never Be A Queen
Hilarious Picture Moments

Oh That Obama!
Hilarious Picture Moments

The Unexplainable
Hilarious Picture Moments

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