Hilarious Interview Of A Funny Old Guy

During an interview on a local street, an old man was interviewed by some news reporters. Suddenly a funny and stupid looking old guy in a cap with a glass on came in front of the camera near the old man who was talking to the reporter and the act which he started on the camera in front of the national television was really hilarious an unpredictable.
Meow Meow Waow Waow !!!

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Stupid Spanish Woman Claims The Owner Of the Sun

A Spanish women named Angeles Duran, from the Galician region of Spain, she claims that she is the legal possessor of the sun, and she want to collect taxes from everyone, if they want to keep enjoying rays and warmth of the sun.
It sounds foolish, Angeles Duran have a notary consulted in the matter, but her arguments had him questioning the possibility of someone actually becoming the owner of the burning star. There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals. An American was quick to pronounce himself owner of all planets and the moon, but he forgot to mention the sun, so she’s now
claiming possession.

Angeles Duran is also considering asking people to pay a tax if they want to keep in enjoying the sun’s benefits. She has already consulted the Spanish Ministry of Industry and explained that her claim isn’t outrageous at all. If you can place taxes on rivers, why couldn’t she do the same with the sun, right. In her infinite generosity, the woman is prepared to give 50% to the state budget, 20% to the minimum pension budget, 10% to research, and another 10% to end world hunger. She is only considering keeping 10% for herself.

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Funny And Hilarious Picture Moments

Disgusting Hairy Armpit


Get In That Van!


In Russia Expensive is Good


How Do I Apply For This Job?


She Will Never Be A Queen


Oh That Obama!


The Unexplainable

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Stupid And Funny Fashion Wear For Office

Leave these fashions at home and far away from the office.

Wacky socks
Subtlety goes a long way in a workplace setting. Showcase your wacky side on the weekends.


Tracksuit
Unless you coach a sports team on the collegiate or high school level, tracksuits should never see the outside of a gym.


Outrageous hair color
We’re all about freedom of expression, but funky hair color will just distract business clients and partners.

Offensive tees

Don’t wear your opinions on your sleeve or on the front of a t-shirt.

Baseball cap
This one is for the boys. Feel free to don a baseball cap to and from work, but please remove once you step foot into the office.


Pajamas
Pajama day is always the best part of a high school spirit week. In the real world, flannel bottoms don’t cut it.


Bandanas
Unless you are a rock star leave the concert gear at home.


Ratty sweater
Leave your favorite sweater at home if it looks like a family of moths used it for Thanksgiving dinner.


Ripped jeans
If you’re lucky enough to get to get to wear jeans to work on a regular basis, don’t abuse the privilege by wearing a nasty pair.


Flip-flops
This footwear is best suited for the beach. Unless you’re employed as a lifeguard, save these for the weekend.


Cleavage
Put the girls away when co-workers are around. Showcasing your ample bosom around the office is not only distracting, but tacky.


Tube tops
Minimize the amount of skin showing at work. Tube tops not only pose bra problems, but they can’t help their revealing nature.


Baggy pants
Listen up fellas! If we can see your underwear, then you are wearing your pants too low. Only your mama and your girlfriend should know what your skivvies look like.


Backless
Keep the backless dresses and blouses on the ready for your next red carpet appearance.

Sports jerseys

If a number or the last name of another man is blazoned across your back, then you must be headed for a sporting event or an outdoor barbecue. Because the office is not a place for recreational sports.

Cutoff shorts and belly baring
Just because you have abs of steel doesn’t mean your boss wants to see them. Cover up the belly area and stay away from shorts that once had a close and personal relationship with a pair of scissors.


Thongs
Thongs might come in pretty colors and fun designs, but don’t flaunt your favorite pair at work. This look even elicits groans at the bar.

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Woman Enters Rampage With McDonald's Employees

Woman Punches 2 Employees, Smashes Drive-Through Window

TOLEDO, Ohio -- A security video from a McDonald's in Ohio shows a woman punching two restaurant employees and smashing a drive-thru window because she couldn't get Chicken McNuggets.

The tantrum caught on tape in Toledo earlier this year shows the customer reaching through the drive-thru window, slugging one worker and then another. She then grabs a bottle out of her car and tosses it through the glass window before speeding off.

It happened early on New Year's Day. Police say Melodi Dushane was angry that McNuggets weren't being served, because it was breakfast time.

Dushane says she was drunk at the time. She was sentenced to 60 days in jail last month and ordered to pay McDonald's for the broken window.

The video was released Monday when it became public record.

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Funny And Weird News Quiz Contest

1. The leading candidate for the most bizarre religious news this week goes to:
a) The Southside Bay Christian Church, which performed an exorcism rite on a motorcycle
b) St. Peter's Anglican Church, which gave communion to a dog
c) Blessed Sacrament's Catholic diocese, which voted for "the Holy Ghost" to fill a vacant council chair

2. Emergency responders arriving at the scene of a one-car accident at 3:28 in the morning were surprised when they discovered:
a) The driver of the vehicle was a very large bear
b) The vehicle in question was a motorized sofa
c) That the car was stolen and belonged to one of the paramedics

3. Germans are bracing themselves for a terrifying change this summer as a result of global warming. What is it?
a) The Elbe River is low enough to dredge out unexploded British and American bombs from World War II
b) A "veritable plague" of pasty, low-tipping Belgian tourists
c) Shorter french fries in their fast food industry

4. The most unusual candidacy of the week was announced by a man who:
a) Is running for the presidency of Nigeria ... from his home in Colorado
b) Refuses to put his real name on the ballot, because "Darth Vader" is more eye-catching
c) Is running against a golden retriever named Sampson, who has held the mayoral position since 2002

5. A Canadian man has filed civil suit against authorities for an egregious affront to his civil liberties. Specifically:
a) That local officials had no right to use eminent domain on a Tim Hortons without coffee compensation
b) That the police strip-searched him looking for a concealed pie
c) That the police used his public Facebook postings taunting the police against him

6. A cricket match in Australia was interrupted earlier this week when:
a) A player was struck in the chest by a meteorite
b) Police had to be called after fans threw fake grenades onto the field in protest
c) A curse on the field of play had to be lifted by a team shaman

7. Happy that the streets are now safe again, police in Oklahoma are pleased to announce the capture of one fugitive who was on the run:
a) The man who ran over his own foot after failing to pull an ATM out of the ground
b) The teenager who had been streaking through the local mall after hours
c) The woman who robbed a McDonald's while wearing a girdle on her face

8. Scientists for an advocacy group performed some environmental tests and were surprised to find something unusual:
a) Fish that died from hypoxia as a result of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill were actually healthier than netted fish
b) That we are being exposed to toxins every time we handle ... register receipts
c) According to ice core samples, our air is the cleanest it's been in over 3,800 years

9. The most embarrassing gaffe of the week, and possibly the year, is awarded to:
a) A parenting magazine's newsletter that included child pornography in it
b) The U.S. Postal Service's 225th birthday celebration mailers, which had an RSVP number to an NRA donation line
c) The Comcast programming genius who mistook the "Dora" title "Nana can sing" and instead treated Nickelodeon viewers to "The Rape of Nanking"

10. One woman was surprised to discover that the reason her car was "running rough" the previous week was caused by:
a) Human hair in her engine belts
b) A colony of Japanese hornets in her intake manifold
c) A cheeseburger in her gas tank


Answers
1) B – It's not fair for the dog; a communion wafer does look a lot like a Frisbee
2) A – And now you know the other thing a bear does in the woods
3) C – Only Germany warns the public of french fries not meeting precision-engineered lengths
4) A – And you don't want to know how a Nigerian candidate does his fundraising
5) B – If a naked man offers you a cream pie, you just keep walking, son
6) A – The meteorite was the only interesting and comprehensible thing about the whole match
7) C – Ma'am, you've got a girdle on your face
8) B – Synthetic estrogen + shopping receipts: positive feedback loop?
9) A – There is nothing funny about child porn, you knuckleheads
10) C – Vows never to eat at High Octane Burger ever again

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10 Hilarious Tombstones

A good epitaph is considered to be one that is memorable, or at least makes one think... but the next 10 epitaphs are going to make you wanna die... laughing! They decided to have one last laugh. Never knew cemeteries could be so funny!



This stone is located in the Notre-Dame-des-Neiges Cemetery, Montreal. Who penned this unusual epitaph and why is not known. But the Montreal Mirror found the man who engraved the headstone, but were only able to determine that the guy's (who's burried) ex-wife and mistress came in together and ordered the stone. They said that it was a thing between the three of them. So think twice before you cheat your wife!



So simple and yet so telling...



Yes, it's an actual tombstone for a CCNA who died from a virus attack



Niagara Falls - Canada



"Here lies the most picked-on man in history"



Arrest this man!



Rest in peace sir, comfortable in the knowledge college students will forever get high upon your final resting place.



"The Death of Funk"



"Here lies my Wife / in Earthy Mold / Who when she Died / and naught but Scold / Good Friends go softly / in your walking / Lest she should Wake / and Rise up Talking"



Did you just gave me the finger?

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10 Most Stupid Questions

1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool

so I thought i'd
watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of
the theatre.

2. In the bus:
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes
steps
on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't you
try again or should i try this time.

3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish
good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt

you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so
big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself !

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-No,he's a miserable
wife-beating,insensitive lout...it's
just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call

Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was
betting with me that
Pakistan would win. What do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed
objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if
I
bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke? !!!
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a
chalk
and now it's in
flames!!!

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Strange And Weird Inventions of 20th Century

Beggining of the 20th century, the progress of industry, great inventions .. electricity, car, plane .. How to break through as an average inventor at the time of progress? Found is an ideal field for quick success or bankruptcy fast, it’s little things that make life easier…. Such as hair dryer, baby carriage, etc. .. But it’s already there, what to do? Amended hair dryer, baby carriage protected from attack from the air, instant ice skates, flying skies … It is such inventions will see the list of the strangest inventions of the 20th century.













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