Hello readers I am so excited bring these information’s to your knowledge.Here are some of the craziest and stupid stories of some fortunate people, to whom I wish they should be honored with some extraordinary awards because I myself feel that they are some of the most extraordinary people in this world. They came across some of the most unexpected situation which a normal human being can’t even imagine of it. So my dear readers here are some of the funniest stories which I suppose you all would enjoy .
(16 August 1999, Germany) A hunter from Bad Urach was shot dead by his own dog on Monday. The 51-year-old man was found sprawled next to his car in the Black woods. A gun drum was pointing out the pane, and his bereaved dog was howling inside the car. The animal is supposed to have pressed the trigger with its paw. Police have ruled out foul play.
(5 September 1999, Jerusalem) The switch away from daylight savings time caused disquiet among revolutionary groups this year. At exactly 5:30 Israel time on Sunday, two synchronized car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three revolutionary who were transporting the bombs. It was originally supposed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look exposed the truth behind the untimely explosions.
Three days before, Israel had made a premature change from daylight savings time to standard time in order to put up a week of Slihot, connecting pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to "live on Zionist time." Two weeks of scheduling mayhem ensued. The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set on Daylight Savings time. The baffled drivers had already switched to standard time. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering to the revolutionary their well-deserved demise.
(25 May 1999, Ukraine) A fisherman in Kiev electrocuted himself while fishing in the river Tereblya. The 43-year-old man associated cables to the main power supply of his home, and trailed the end into the river. The electric shock killed the fish, which floated belly-up to the top of the water. The man waded in to collect his catch, neglecting to remove the live wire, and unfortunately suffered the same fortune as the fish. In an incongruous interweave, the man was fishing for a morning meal to remember the first anniversary of his mother-in-law's death.
(August 1999, Australia) Drinking oneself to death need not be a long lingering process. Allan, a 33-year-old computer technician, showed his aggressive spirit by dying of competitive spirits. A Sydney, Australia hotel bar held a drinking contest, known as Feral Friday, with a 100-minute time limit and a sliding point scale ranging from 1 point for beer to 8 points for hard liquor. Allan stood and cheered his winning total of 236, (winners never quit!) which had also netted him the literally staggering blood alcohol level of 0.353, 7 times greater than Australia's legal driving limit of 0.05%. After several trips to the usual temple of overindulgence, the bathroom, Allan was helped back to his workplace to sleep it off, a condition that became permanent. A forensic pharmacologist estimated that after downing 34 beers, 4 bourbons, and 17 shots of tequila within 1 hour and 40 minutes, his blood alcohol level would have been 0.41 to 0.43, but Allan had vomited several times after the drinking stopped. The cost paid by Allan was much higher than that of the hotel, which was fined the equivalent of $13,100 US dollars for not intervening. It is not known whether Allan required any further embalming.
(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy. His plan was to hurl himself towards a metal guardrail while expectorating, in order to add momentum to his saliva. In a tragic miscalculation, his momentum carried him right over the railing, which he caught hold off for a few moments before his grip slipped, sending him plummeting 24 feet to the cement below.
The military specialist had a blood alcohol content of 0.14%, impairing his judgment and paving the way for his opportunity to win a Darwin Award.
(11 August 1999) A 42-year-old man killed himself watching the eclipse while driving near Kaiserslautern, Germany. A witness driving behind him stated that the man was weaving back and forth as he concentrated on the partially occluded sun, when he suddenly accelerated and hit the bridge pier. He had apparently just donned his solar viewers, which are dark enough to totally obscure everything except the sun.
(1991, Nicosia, Cypress) Under similar circumstances, an Iranian hunter was shot to death near Tehran by a snake that coiled around his shotgun as he pinned the reptile to the ground. Another hunter reported that that the victim, named Ali, tried to catch the snake alive by pressing the butt of his shotgun behind its head. The snake coiled around the butt and pulled the trigger, shooting Ali in the head.
(22 March 1999, Phnom Penh) Decades of armed strife has littered Cambodia with unexploded munitions and ordnance. Authorities warn citizens not to tamper with the devices. Three friends recently spent an evening sharing drinks and exchanging insults at a local cafe in the southeastern province of Svay Rieng. Their companionable arguing continued for hours, until one man pulled out a 25-year-old unexploded anti-tank mine found in his backyard. He tossed it under the table, and the three men began playing Russian roulette, each tossing down a drink and then stomping on the mine. The other villagers fled in terror. Minutes later, the explosive detonated with a tremendous boom, killing the three men in the bar. "Their wives could not even find their flesh because the blast destroyed everything," the Rasmei Kampuchea newspaper reported.
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